I somehow cut the inside of my belly button and it looks gross. Also I am day drinking.

This was my favorite episode of the Weekenders.

I’m pretty in love with a lot of people. Just the idea of people, even. People are p cool.

My blog has been a wasteland lightly. How do people work full time and have interesting things to say?

I don’t know, I’ve got nothing. Have you guys heard music? It’s pretty cool sometimes, I can tell you about that.

I keep a USB drive in my pocket and sometimes when I’m standing around for long periods of time I flick it open and closed like I’m a greaser with a switchblade.

People riding motorcycles through drive-thrus is my new favorite thing. I want that for my birthday.

People riding motorcycles through drive-thrus is my new favorite thing. I want that for my birthday.

I have my first performance review in two hours. Listening to x-ray spex and trying to tell myself I’m above it all.

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